What Does Michelle Obama Have In Common The UFC?

Two grown men show up in matching shirts by accident, and somehow that turns into a full ride through travel, sports, politics, and one of our grimiest fugitive recovery stories yet. We start with some quick shop talk and a plug for our Off The Hook gear, then jump to plans for Las Vegas and the Sphere, where the tech is so wild it raises the obvious question: does a venue that immersive change what a “real” concert feels like?

From there, we hit sports and crowd behavior, comparing how different fan bases handle a win and why celebrating should not mean burning down your own city. Then the conversation swings into big headlines: the idea of a UFC fight at the White House, how viral moments rack up views, and how a single controversial comment can hijack everything else. We keep it real about uncertainty too, especially around global conflict, the risk to major oil shipping routes, and the practical reason gas prices do not drop the second a “deal” gets announced. If you’ve ever wondered how the Strait of Hormuz, tanker risk, and refining timelines connect to your local pump, we lay it out in plain language.

The anchor story is “Dog Shit Donna,” a bail bonds and bounty hunter style capture where there’s no digital footprint to follow. It’s old school: start with the co-signer, walk the ground, take the call when it finally comes, and make the arrest in a Walmart parking lot while the boyfriend decides he wants no part of it. We also talk addiction, consequences, and why these situations are equal parts sad, frustrating, and darkly funny.

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Transcript

Matching Shirts And Merch Talk

SPEAKER_00 0:38

That never gets old, man.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

Yeah, yeah, I like our intro.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

Yeah, Rob here.

SPEAKER_01 0:43

Chad over here, sipping on some good coffee. What's up?

SPEAKER_00 0:46

So, all right. So, for the for those of you watching, you're not seeing double vision. No, you're not seeing double vision. And for you guys that are listening, uh, like driving down the road or whatever, and just listening to the spot, we're wearing the same shirt, and it was not by like plan. We did not, you know, we did not send them memos out.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

These are some of my new um my new shirts I came up with. Yes. And so I guess you know, I went and went over and uh I I went had to get my jet ski out of the water, and yeah, Rob helped me out. And um, I was like, hey man, I got something for you.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

So I and literally I had this in my cart to buy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save you money, man.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Go ahead and hook you up.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

So, guys, you gotta get you one of these shirts, man. And they feel really good.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

Yeah, these feel really good. These are a lightweight, uh, thinner. I know, right? shirt for the summer when you still want to look badass.

SPEAKER_00 1:36

Yeah, man. I did I like dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

I'm wearing this so I a little something Steven Crowder uh group admonish.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Oh, yeah. I dude, I love it. Look up the term. I love it. I'm going let's be all right. So I'm leaving tomorrow for a few days, going to Las Vegas, and I'm wearing this. I'm gonna I'm gonna wash this shirt tonight. I'm gonna I'm gonna so I can wear it. Um so I can get some good pictures, you know. For the website. That'd be awesome, folks.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

Yeah, I appreciate it. Yeah, man. I will have to put those on social media.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

I cannot wait. Um, but I love the shirts, man. They they feel good, they feel great. Get yours, go to where was it? Off the hook? Off the hook uh gear.shop. Yes, go check them out because uh I think my um my entire closet is nothing but off the hook stuff.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

And I got some new uh fishing gear type shirts in there too, with some really cool um batteries. I'm wearing those too. So anyway, I'm just having fun, you know, new stuff.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

Ah love it. So I just

Vegas Plans And The Sphere

SPEAKER_00 2:33

said that we're gonna go to Las Vegas. Dude, I'm gonna go see Candy Chesney at the Sphere, baby. I don't know how I feel about the sphere because it's it's different than the normal. But is it really him or is it an image? No, it's him. Oh, okay. That's him and the band, but it's it's weird, you know. You know, they got the stage down there and they got this big and it's like this big bubble at, you know.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

Yeah, I wanted to see the Wizard of Oz thing they do there. They do it there, and I They throw apples and incomes and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

They want to go do that while we're there.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

That'd be cool. I'd like to see that.

SPEAKER_00 3:05

I don't know. I've seen that movie a million times, man.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Yeah, but not like that. You're like actually you're actually part of it, like you know, the hurricane, yeah. The tornado park. And um, yeah, that looks really cool. Yeah, I I I'll I'll send you some pictures and videos. Yeah, I had some neighbors that just came back from going to something uh to do with uh that sphere. Yeah. Yeah, they saw some event there.

SPEAKER_00 3:29

Yeah, I had a uh buddy of mine saw the the Eagles there with Vince Gill, which was I'm sure it was amazing. He said it was great. Yeah, he said that place has 66,000 speakers in it. Wow. He said it sounds like a CD and you can still talk to your the neighbor next to you. Yeah, it's weird, man.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

Technology's a good experience, man. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_00 3:48

Yeah, I it's my first time uh going to the sphere. So I and I heard they're building like more like throughout the country, like DC, maybe one in Nashville. I mean, who knows?

SPEAKER_01 3:58

That makes sense. Hey, is that your brother? You know him.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

I don't know who that dude is.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

He looks like Rob number two going on out there, man. You better go check and see if you know that guy, relative or something.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

Yeah, I'm sorry. No, no. My brother's a couple hours away.

Sports Wins And City Reactions

SPEAKER_00 4:19

Uh so um, other than that, uh, this past weekend, let's talk about it. We had a lot, there's a lot going on here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's start off with sports.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:30

The Knicks. They won. They won. Yeah, they won.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

And what happened to New York City? Y'all can't control yourself up there. You won. What's the problem, man? What for?

SPEAKER_00 4:43

This is horrible.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

If you lose, you tear the city up and burn it. If you win, you tear the city up and burn it. I don't get it.

SPEAKER_00 4:50

So, and then a couple days after that, the Carolina Hurricane. The Canes won. Bringing it home. And guess what? Guess what happened to Raleigh? Not a damn thing. We didn't burn nothing down.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

Nope. We had celebrations. That's about it.

SPEAKER_00 5:04

Good time, man. All right, so remember they won uh the Stanley Cup 20 years ago.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

20 years ago, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:12

And I went downtown Raleigh when uh one for the parties, and that was fun. And I remember like Rod Brindamore. He was the captain back then, and that was a big thing. He held up the trophy. Now he's the coach and won it and held up. I thought it was pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01 5:30

Oh, I didn't know that. I saw that. He uh took his shirt off and held it up and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Dude was ripped, bro. He was good shape. He's a hockey dude, man.

SPEAKER_01 5:37

I mean, you know, a lot of cardio.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:40

Cardio will get you there.

SPEAKER_00 5:41

Yep. Yeah. So it it's cool. It's cool to see the hurricanes bring one home. Congratulations, you guys. You've done awesome. Uh now keep celebrating. Just don't burn the damn city down. That's how that's how you celebrate, right? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Yeah, absolutely.

UFC At The White House Debate

SPEAKER_01 5:58

So then after that, that brings us up to the 250-year anniversary of the fight. The UFC fight at the uh White House.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

The big event. I didn't know what to think of this, you know. Yeah, yeah. But for those of you who don't really know, a lot of events have taken place at the White House. In fact, Harvey from TMZ, we we met him years ago, um, very uh liberal in the way he does things. Right. You know. And this was the I came across a video of him actually talking favorably to what Trump did at the White House. Right. And he explained that over the years, many presidents have had events at the White House. Right, like Biden did last year. I mean, a lot of people have short-term memory and they re they don't remember um that they got TDS. They had they had trans people boob fest on the White House lawn. Right. And dudes like looking like women and shaking, you know, like it was it was totally tasteless situation going on at the White House. And you want to compare that to UFC fight? Trying to get votes. How American can you get, you know? Right. So anyway, man, I watched some video of it, man. It looked like a very impressive. So it had over a billion views. A billion.

SPEAKER_02 7:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

More than the Super Bowl. I heard on another place that's one eighth of the planet was watching this. Right. That's impressive. So um, yeah, well done, uh DJT. Um now a lot of things happened during that fight, and not all of them I agree with. Right. That one particular fighter that uh said the comment about uh Michelle Obama. Yeah, that was uncalled for. I mean, that's that's true. She is a dude, but that wasn't the time to bring it up. No, not the time nor place. It was, yeah. I mean, everybody knows she's a dude, he, she, whatever's a dude. And I and a lot of liberals are trans advocates, so I I mean I would I don't see why they're getting so upset. Do you? I don't. I mean, they embrace transism, trans transformers.

SPEAKER_00 8:26

Yeah, I don't, I don't know, dude. Like anything that man does, it doesn't matter if it's good or bad, anything that man does, TDS kicks in, and oh my god, the world's gonna come to an end.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:42

Just

Ceasefires Oil Routes And Gas Prices

SPEAKER_00 8:43

like, you know, uh this this this war in Iran. So do you think now listen the day of the UFC fight was his 80th birthday. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

Signed a deal, you know. Signed a deal. You know, of course, people probably found something wrong with that. Oh, he held out until then, you know, or this deal isn't really going to. Well, look who you're dealing with. Do you think these people are very forthcoming that he's having to deal with? No, uh they're about as sneaky as it gets and corrupt. And, you know, I don't think you know they honor signed paperwork or anything. I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 9:20

I don't know how they enforce that. I would all right, so this is kind of like we don't really know what's going on because we're not, you know, up we're just Joe Blows on the side of the street.

SPEAKER_01 9:29

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

Okay, so only one can hope that everything goes smoothly, no more fighting. Yep. Everybody stops throwing bombs at each other, or prices come down, everybody plays nice, because I think they know that you know Trump's not 47 years they've been doing all this.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

Yeah. I mean it's to change it in a couple of months, kind of a lot to get them to do.

SPEAKER_00 9:55

Uh well, I mean, it's it's it's gonna be interesting to watch, you know, with the straight being open, like you said this morning, like before the show, um, you know, it's gonna take a minute because people are scared.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

Yeah, and I was listening to another uh podcast guy was uh pointing out some good factors. That oil that passes through there, which um we only get 20% is unrefined to start with oil, okay. So the owners of these uh or the the the the high up people that have all the oil on these um ships, right? They want to make sure that it's absolutely safe to send somebody through now. It's not a okay, it's clear, y'all can go now. Yeah. Nobody believes that you know there's it's it's shaky ground for good reason. I mean, these people can get bombed up. Yeah, and you don't want all that oil to go into the ocean. Right. That too. That's an issue. So there's gonna be a safety factor of can we really get through here? Right. You know, yeah, you say it's open, but is it really open?

SPEAKER_00 10:55

It's gonna be inter it's gonna be interesting to see if like no more bombing is gonna happen. Because you know, for for weeks there, hey, where there's a deal. Now there's not a deal. Now they're they're blowing up each other. Now there's a deal. All right, ceasefire, all right. Next thing you know, bombs are being throwed again. You know it's like it's back and forth, back and forth.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

So that oil that's in those barrels that goes through, um, typically it's weeks before that particular oil in those barrels is actually refined and made into fuel for us to consume. Right. As consumers for cars. Okay. So it's not like, okay, it's open immediately, gas prices go down. That's not how it's gonna work. It's but it is coming down though. Yes, they it is, it is coming down because I think you know, during this period of time, they have had some go through. Right. But to really open it up, um, it's you're not gonna see this instantly because there's a deal. That that's what I think the the misconception is. People think, oh, it's open. Well, my gas price is been it's been two days um or gas.

SPEAKER_00 12:00

Yeah, it takes a minute.

SPEAKER_01 12:01

It's gonna take a little while, you know.

SPEAKER_00 12:03

Well, I I hope to see, like, and you know, this is me, all right. Here's me wearing my tenfold hat. You know, here's where I think having different parties, you know, like one party don't want this party to succeed, so they're gonna do everything they can to sabotage it, no matter if it hurts the American people.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

Oh, yeah. I and well, we just I mean, that was you know, there are some people that are trying to hurt the American people within the American America that are Americans, supposedly. Oh,

UK Ireland Unrest And Public Safety

SPEAKER_01 12:36

did you see Yes, the drone? You're bringing up the drone thing?

SPEAKER_00 12:38

No, no, no, I'm bringing up all right, so have you seen what was going on, like UK and Ireland? Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_01 12:45

I have been watching that. So those guys have had it with Somalis.

SPEAKER_00 12:48

Yeah, they're like, screw this, we're taking up arms.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

So that's spawned from what I saw of the um Somali that was trying to behead a um an Irish person.

SPEAKER_00 13:01

Yeah, he said that like they're trying to rape women in the streets. Like, like it's getting wild.

SPEAKER_01 13:05

But like they had a guy, he was sitting on top of him trying to slowly behead this guy.

SPEAKER_00 13:10

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

And there are people, you can hear him on the recording, like, they're just like, hey man, leave him alone. You know, basically, that's all they're doing. They're not getting involved in helping the guy.

SPEAKER_00 13:20

Right.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

But now the Irish people have had enough of them being there that they're they're burning shit down.

SPEAKER_00 13:28

Uh, they're they're taking arms. Yes. They've got they got guns, and they're like, we're gonna kill you if you keep on. Like, I don't like I don't get it with these Somalians, man. Are are they just not like they're not smart?

SPEAKER_01 13:40

I was looking up the uh it's funny. I was listening to somebody else, and they said they asked Chat GPT um to um give the average IQ of a Somali. Right. He wouldn't give it to them.

SPEAKER_00 13:55

Oh, damn. Is that bad? I I know when we were in Minnesota on the way to Alaska, that man, that was horrible. I was uncomfortable in that airport.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

It seemed like there was one in every store that was in that airport.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

And they were mean. They were, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:09

Very rude. Very rude. Like they don't care. You know, we're an inconvenience. We're in their way.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

You know, and it's our country.

SPEAKER_00 14:17

It don't make no damn sense.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

Uh, dude, um I know, man.

SPEAKER_00 14:22

So but uh all right, so getting back now to the uh the drone, like the the assassination attempt.

Drone Plot And Political Tension

SPEAKER_01 14:30

Uh at for that Oh, yeah, that that got foiled. Yeah, the FBI found out about it. Some mother called in the call. Yeah, it was like Yeah, they were ready to uh to hurt a bunch of people that were at that event.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

Like, what the hell? Like, what the hell is wrong with folks?

SPEAKER_01 14:44

Makes you wonder, man, if there's more to it. You know, like how do how do regular citizens they're trying to get to that man no matter what?

SPEAKER_00 14:52

Oh, yeah. And they can't get to him. Because guess what? He's smarter, you know, he's smarter than them. You know?

SPEAKER_01 14:59

It's it's been a long, long couple years. Man, I tell you. Buck buckle up, what a couple. Well, what's gonna happen after he's out, you know? I don't know, man. I I don't know. I don't see it getting honestly, I don't see it getting better as far as uh the liberals and their craziness. Um I think that if nothing else, they turn it up because the sheriff's gone.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

That's the only thing that yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:27

That's what I think.

SPEAKER_00 15:28

Well, man, it dude, it's like I really want to go sell coconuts on side of the road in the Caribbean somewhere. I'll deal with the hurricanes, bro. I ain't worried about it. I'll go down there and sell coconuts. I'll I'll track my little machete and my coconuts on the beach.

Daydreaming About Leaving The US

SPEAKER_00 15:45

Hey, coconut!

SPEAKER_01 15:46

I was just looking at property in Panama.

SPEAKER_00 15:48

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01 15:48

Yeah, you're actually below the um hurricane belt line in the Panama.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

And they have like pretty big uh city structure there.

SPEAKER_00 15:57

Uh what are you thinking?

SPEAKER_01 15:58

You think Panama? I don't know. I I can I love some Van Halen. Yeah. Panama. Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're gonna get a strike. Oh, this is I don't know. It's just stuff that comes up on my TikTok, you know. Yeah. And uh, you know, the one pops up and you're like, oh well, let me see, you know. I'm just curious what the prices of homes are down there, you know, they're really really um affordable. And then you and then there's another one that came up and it was talking about the uh the quality of life, and you know, you always wonder about that, but there's something that that we uh forget, and that's actually, do you own the property? Right. And uh that's that's difficult from what I've seen.

SPEAKER_00 16:39

You know, to actually I don't know, maybe we need to call Shotwell about that. You know, he lives down there.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

Costa Rica is where he's at.

SPEAKER_00 16:44

No, he lives in Panama. Oh, is he in Panama? Yeah, he's in Panama.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

Oh, okay. He used to be in Costa Rica.

SPEAKER_00 16:48

Uh yeah, Costa Rica, man, uh and and that's another question. How did like I've heard we're supposed to go next summer for my son's graduation to Costa Rica. And how do you have a country you don't have a military?

SPEAKER_01 17:04

You're at the mercy of a stronger uh group of people, I would imagine.

SPEAKER_00 17:08

I know. I I mean it it's it's it's interesting.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

I I mean liberals take note. Yeah police, no, no, no help. Um I think they have cops, but they just don't have no military. Yeah, and how well That's wild. You know, how how good organized is that police department? Yeah. Who knows?

SPEAKER_00 17:28

All right, so man, all

Dog Shit Donna And Street Tactics

SPEAKER_00 17:31

right. So this story of the week comes from Mr. Taylor himself.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

Yeah, this is uh this is one back that I did by myself. Um so I have to title it um Dog Shit Donna.

SPEAKER_00 17:46

Dog Shit Donna.

SPEAKER_01 17:47

I know that's a terrible name to give this one, but there's a reason. Um I have that as a title. Right. Um so Donna, the this was a girl on uh she had a bad um meth problem.

SPEAKER_00 18:04

That's methed up.

SPEAKER_01 18:06

It is methed up. She was methed up. Um, so get this forfeiture on Donna and uh, you know, start looking doing my thing online, looking for, and uh so this one more was uh get in the street and use old school tactics because this person wasn't wasn't there was no digital footprint.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

And that's uh I was just about to say, yeah, you know, because it's it this was a long time ago.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

This was a while back, and it was the fact that this person just didn't live like most folks do, didn't have a cell phone. Right. Um I started out, I went and paid the visit to the co-signer, her dad. Her dad lived over across town here and uh behind a uh Home Depot.

SPEAKER_00 18:54

The one in Monkey Junction? Yeah, okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:57

So uh he lived uh it was it's kind of like a little wooded area behind there. And so he said, Yeah, he said my daughter, um, she's really bad on on heroin.

SPEAKER_00 19:06

Now, was she with somebody?

SPEAKER_01 19:08

Yes, she had a boyfriend. And uh was he messed up too? Uh I would imagine you can't hang out with somebody like that and not do it too. I would imagine.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

I guess. I don't know. Never been more meth. No.

SPEAKER_01 19:20

I got mine.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

Got my T.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

And I don't live at Carolina Beach. Oh. Oh, sorry, Carolina Beach. Carolina Beach, sorry. I don't know what happens when you cross that bridge, man.

SPEAKER_00 19:31

They just well, it's gotten a little better. Over the past 20 years, it has gotten a little better, but it's still it's still, you know.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

People that live here know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's definitely not top Zulf City. Right. So talking to her dad, and I'm like, look, man, you know, your daughter's missed court. Um, he's like, Yeah, I uh I don't know. She's in and out. She comes here to the house every once in a while. And uh she was staying out back here, and he had a he took me back in the backyard and into the woods, and there's a little tiny camper.

SPEAKER_00 20:07

Right. Now he's a co-signer, right?

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Yeah, he's the co-signer. And I'm like, look, man, we're gonna have you're gonna have to work with me because we're not paying this bond. We're gonna find this girl. And uh no she's your daughter, but she's a lot better off at that jail than she is running around here doing death, and who knows what she gets a hold of. She ends up dead. He agreed, so he's gonna help me. All right, cool. All right, so we walk in the woods, go back to this little camper. It is a tiny little camper, and uh open the door, and oh my god. She had a dog that evidently had stayed with her. I don't know if they just locked the dog in there or what, but there was dog shit all in this camper. It was the nastiest thing I ever seen. It was everywhere in that that place. I feel bad for the dog. Where is the dog? I don't know. He wasn't in there, but he did his business, and I don't know how you collect that much in there.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

Like living in this thing?

SPEAKER_01 21:11

Dude, you couldn't you couldn't stay in there because of the smell.

SPEAKER_00 21:17

But you're on meth. You don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

Yeah, but I'm not talking about like five, six piles. Dude, I'm talking like everywhere. A lot. It was it was the grossest thing I've I've I've ever seen. And um anyway, I closed that up. You know, I I glanced, I held my nose and I looked in there and I like looked around, I'm like, that's all I need to see. There's no way anybody can can actually um live in that. There's no way. You know, I mean it the fumes have got you know, if you close the door and the fumes would suffocate you. Right. Anyway, um, so had a chat with dad. I'm like, look, you're gonna stay in touch with me. She contacts you, you call, you text me anytime. Day or night.

SPEAKER_00 22:01

Right.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

And so a week went by and he called me and was like, Yeah, she's she's uh sounded pretty bad. She needs some money. Um she's with her boyfriend. Ding ding ding. And uh she's like um wants to meet over at the Walmart parking lot, and uh and uh I don't know what to do. And I'm like, okay, all right, cool, this is good. Was it the the Walmart parking lot's right there? Yeah, yeah, it's right next to the where we'd looked. Because there's a whole uh encampment thing back there. There's tents and homeless people staying back there.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

Uh yeah, there was. Yeah, like I said, this is years ago.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

I I think they cleaned it up, but um I walked through there and basically, you know, back then I had my little black and white photo, jail photo. Right, right. And I'm like like looking for this chick, this little little skinny white girl, um just walking through there trying to find somebody that looked like her, you know. And uh never did. But anyway, with the call from dad a week later, you know, he's like, um, yeah, she wants to meet. Um, I told her I'd call her back. And uh set it up. Oh, well, or she was gonna call him back because I don't think he had her number. Anyway, I said, Look, date, time, location, let's do it. You know, tell her that you're we'll meet and we'll you know we'll make this happen. All right, cool. So day came and uh he gave me the he's like, Yeah, we're gonna meet up there tomorrow at I forget what it was. It was like 11 o'clock, something like that. So I waited in the parking lot. She didn't know my car, she know she remembered me. I think yeah, I don't I don't know if I wrote the bond. Somebody did. So I wait in the parking lot and I just watch um dad pull up and I see her get out. Her boyfriend's uh I guess she's in her boyfriend's car. And uh she gets out and goes over to her dad, and I came over there and basically grabbed her arm and said, You're under arrest for missing court.

SPEAKER_00 24:05

Now, did she try to buck on you?

SPEAKER_01 24:07

Uh she wanted to jet. She wanted to jet, but I had a pretty good hold on her. What did boyfriend do? Boyfriend looked, said I don't want no smoke. He figured he figured it, you know, the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. Like that one in Connecticut. Yeah. Yeah. So I basically told him it wasn't a good idea. Stay put. Right, right. And uh, you know, and if you're lucky, we won't have the cops come out here and search your car. Oh yeah. Because I'm sure you got some party favors in there that you don't want to get caught with.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

I'm sure she probably had some on her too.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

Yeah, I I don't recall um if she did or didn't, but that's why she needed she had the marks all over her. She was, you know, she was bad off.

SPEAKER_00 24:51

Do you never know what happened to her?

SPEAKER_01 24:53

I don't know the final outcome with her, but I know that she got in the jail and she um she didn't have the opportunity to do any more meth for a little while.

SPEAKER_00 25:00

Oh man, I bet you man, I bet she was climbing the walls in there.

SPEAKER_01 25:04

Maybe, but I've heard some horror stories about that. You know what? Um once you get over that, past that, and uh you got a choice to make, right? Yep. Either go back, do it again, or you really you really want to be done, you know. Hopefully. Man, it's I hate seeing people do all this stuff, man, but I don't have a lot of sympathy because I think you know, you gotta you got willpower, man. You can you can stop.

SPEAKER_00 25:31

Yeah, some people, yeah, some people go harder than others, man. And it's it's sad to it's sad to say, you know, but everybody, everybody's dealt with it. You have, yeah, I have. I mean, everybody's had had to deal with it somehow, in some shape or form.

SPEAKER_01 25:46

Somebody somewhere that you know, you know, there's it's affected everybody in some way, shape, or so that's a story of dog shit Donna. That's dog shit Donna. I didn't add the drug drugie part for more D's, but uh dog shit Donna.

SPEAKER_00 26:02

Hey, uh quick question for you. So when you grabbed her, did she smell like dog shit?

SPEAKER_01 26:07

Did she have dog shit on her? Uh I don't think she smelt too good just because her hygiene was not really it's not high on priorities of people doing math.

SPEAKER_00 26:17

Man, I look that one time I put this girl in my damn back of my my car and she stunk to high heaven. I'm like, like when I say stunk, it wasn't like just her armpits.

SPEAKER_01 26:28

Was it smelled like the beach?

SPEAKER_00 26:30

It smelled low tide. It worsened low tide.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

It smelled like a damn fish. I think I remember the one you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:38

Man, I I was I was gagging the whole I was gagging the whole way up. I was going, damn it, give me, let me get it to get to the jail. Head out the window, looking like Ace Ventura. Yeah, chewing gum.

SPEAKER_02 26:53

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 26:54

Oh god, oh god. My eyes are burning. My eyes are burning. Get in the shower. The crying game. Oh man. Oh, I love it. I love it. Uh so that dog shit Donna. So there you go. There you go. I know you've been talking, you've been talking about doing that one for a while. It's an old one. I mean, Oady Ba Goody.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

Yeah, it's hard to remember all the particulars on that one, but uh yeah, that was that was an old school way to way to find somebody. It was a lot of street, a lot of walking to uh you have to do that with older people. Yeah, well because they don't have social media. Yeah, well, this is a younger person just didn't have a phone. Uh yeah. She I think she had a like one of those boost mobile, you know, ones you can get from Walmart through through her boyfriend.

SPEAKER_00 27:42

They're probably they were probably standing at that trailer park across the street from the home depot. You know that trailer park there?

SPEAKER_01 27:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot. We've caught a few in there too. Yeah. Cesspool of uh folks that are that are wanted.

SPEAKER_00 27:57

A cesspool of like uh I I don't know what to call it. It's just they're nasty.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

Well, you got places that are rich environments for uh folks that are run.

SPEAKER_00 28:09

Right. Right. So all right, so that was it for dog shit,

Belize Food Plans And Wrap Up

SPEAKER_00 28:14

Donna. Now, question for you. Alright, so next week is the is July 4th. Um, we're already there. Yeah, by the time this episode comes out, the following week is be July 4th. Okay. Coming up. So we'll just take a week off and like I'm going out of town. You're going out of town.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

Yeah, you're going to Vegas. I'm going to Belize.

SPEAKER_00 28:36

Yes. Enjoy that down there, man.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

Make sure you like send me some pictures and some food again. It's the resort we love to go to that they just renovated it.

SPEAKER_00 28:44

Are you taking like some shirts or anything down there to hang out?

SPEAKER_01 28:47

Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. I don't know if they're doing that anymore.

SPEAKER_00 28:52

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01 28:52

Yeah, at their new resort. I don't think they're doing that anymore. They they totally like renovated the restaurant and bar and pool and all that good stuff. Well, dude, you got like But yeah, I'll definitely get the photos and get some pictures.

SPEAKER_00 29:05

I think I'm gonna take my drone. Dude, if you if you bring anything back, that'd be amazing. Like what? Like some some sauce.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

They're they're known for their hot sauce in Belize. Yeah, it's a lady, I can't remember her name. But instead of ketchup on their tables, they have hot sauce.

SPEAKER_00 29:22

Man, I want you know, every time you say you're going to Belize, I think of ceviche. Like eating some fresh.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

Oh, we we will go, yeah, we're gonna go fishing and and we're gonna have fresh ceviche. Oh, yeah. They make it. Um, we come back from fishing, throw it all on the dock, and there's a a lady, she is so nice. Um, she comes out of the kitchen and she's a what you want to do with a fish? I want to eat this bad boy right now. Some ceviche. She looks through him, she's go, You got yellowtail fish, you have ceviche. Yeah, go get cleaned up, come back and like a little something from the bar, you know, and sit there and like uh it's lobster season too. Oh yeah. So there's usually divers that go down and they uh they they have this tickle thing, they scare them out and they scoop them up.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

Right.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

And um we uh we got one last time, so we're gonna hopefully get another one. But uh there's a lobster, there's a big pile of fish, because I mean literally we catch like 20 fish. And uh it's a pile of fish. They cook every single one of them. We can't eat it all. And then there's a little bowl of ceviche and the lobster over there. And uh we um we give all the rest of it to the staff.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

He's so down. God oh my I that I want something so bad now.

SPEAKER_01 30:38

Yeah, it's cool.

SPEAKER_00 30:39

Uh well, I'll get to Belize one day. Yeah, man. We'll get there one day. All right, guys. Well, that's it for today. Dog shit Donna is wrapped up. Another one in the books, another one in the books, guys. Uh tune in. I'm Rob Chat. And we love you. We'll see you next time. Peace.

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