Off The Hook

A Multi-State Hunt For A Hooker-Pimp Duo On The Run

• Chad and Rob • Episode 1027

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A weekend in Nashville set the stage for something bigger: a candid look at how public voices shape private lives, and how fast hype can outpace reality. We kick off with Kenny Chesney’s refreshingly apolitical stance and use it to examine a question we wrestle with often: when should a platform be a bridge, not a bludgeon? From there, we trace the ripple effects of big-city leadership choices, shifting crime incentives, and the downstream moves people make when safety and taxes collide.

The conversation moves fast but stays grounded. We unpack the latest government shutdown maneuvers and the rare, eyebrow-raising votes that crossed party lines, not as a scoreboard moment but as a glimpse into how policy actually moves. Then we pull back the curtain on the outrage engine: bots flooding local comment sections, fake accounts stoking rage, and real communities left to sift truth from noise. Even our lighthearted gripe about early Christmas decor fits the theme—seasons need space, and when everything’s urgent, nothing feels meaningful.

Our anchor story is a wild one. We track a pair we call “Bonnie and Clyde” from whispers in Florence, South Carolina to a sleek hotel near Raleigh’s Crabtree area. One tip, one vice site, and a few telling tattoos become a map. We coordinate with hotel staff, choose a room that watches the elevators, and wait. She appears first, denial meets ink, and seconds later he rounds the corner. The hallway tightens, strangers hover, and we move with control. We exit clean, connect with Raleigh police, and watch two people cling to each other as the moment catches up. It’s messy, human, and real—the kind of case that reminds us why preparation and restraint matter.

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Very fine people on books tonight.

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These are real stories, but the names have been changed.

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What's happening, everybody? Rob here. Chad here. What's up? Oh man. So uh uh my weekend went well. Uh I'm gonna start off with that. Um, Nashville, Tennessee, uh was taken there for my for my uh surprise birthday party, uh birthday gift, and uh went and saw Kenny Chesney on the book tour. And uh we did Nashville as usual, and then we went and ate. So last night there, we went and ate at Kid Rock's restaurant.

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Cool. Happy birthday, by the way.

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Uh, thank you. Um man, I'm I'm telling you what, man, the restaurant was pretty badass. Cool. That's pretty badass. I I recommend if anybody's in Nashville, go go see that. And uh and and uh one thing is is Kenny, when uh he was talking during his tour, and you know how we talk about, you know, let these these artists, these and these celebrities uh telling you about politics.

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Yeah, they should shut up and do their job. Shut up and dance or act.

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Well, they've they've tried to do that with that him, trying to get him to Oh, trying to get him to pick a side. Yeah, pick a side. But he was like, no, he his exact words that day was said, Why why should I use my platform to tell somebody who to vote for? You get to wake up every morning and see that shit on the news. Good point. He said, I got my own opinions, but they're mine.

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Yep, that's what it should be.

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And he's he goes, I just want to bring everybody together, which I like. I like about him.

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That's awesome. So I like the guy even more.

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Yeah, I know, right? Uh, but he did make a joke about it. He said, Well, back, you know, back when I was growing up, my my granddaddy, you know, and my mom always butt a heads because my mom's a Republican, my granddaddy was a Democrat. He goes, I said that.

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I never understood how couples can be one, you know, one of each. Like I don't it it eventually doesn't work out. It it's gotta be a strain, you know. You just have a different view than person that you're with all the time.

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And yeah, just don't know how that works. He said, Granddaddy, what are you? Are you Democrat or Republican? He goes, I'm Democrat, but I'm saving up to be a Republican.

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That's from a different time.

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But that was from a different time. That was back in the Reagan days.

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See, so a Democrat today wouldn't recognize a Democrat from Oh God, they'll be racist.

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Yeah, or fascist.

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They would be considered a conservative today.

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You know, so speaking of being racist and fascist, how about New York? Oh, yeah. Mondama.

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I guess I was thinking about uh yeah, the the downfall of New York. Yeah, that's gonna be great. Um well I I shouldn't say that. Um, California and New York are are big big places that lead the country. Uh-huh. You know. And um I think they're set up for a big fall with this guy. Man, I I say you you know, get your popcorn and sit back and watch because this is gonna be it's gonna be Yeah, I've heard of uh people with money uh that are leaving the city. Uh they're pulling out of there. Um what was it? Oh, I saw he gave his first interview, Mundami gave his first interview. Did not go well. Uh apparently one of his major promises is to tax the the Uber rich. And um unfortunately, he can't do that without the approval from the governor. Oh, yeah. That's Kathy Holchel. Holch, I ever how you say her name. And she's already said she's not going to approve that.

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Well, it doesn't matter what either one of them do. I mean, there are people already moving out. I think I heard a spike in Connecticut real estate and a spike in Florida. And you see what Governor DeSantis said, hey, NYPD, if you're leaving the city and want to keep your job as an officer, we'll give you a$5,000 signal bonus for coming.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you know, I know some of the guys like in my neighborhood, you know, that were NYPD and you know, they come down with a nice pension and uh they could do that. So they could up and leave and go to Florida, and most of them probably just fine. So I well, I also heard that a bunch already had uh already quit the force. Yeah. If that's true. I know the uh it's hard to believe everything that you read on there, you know.

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Well, I was told I I saw that the fire administrator, which is the fire chief, um, has stepped down um the next day. And that's sad to see, especially after 9-11. You know.

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Yeah, New York was a great city. Um Giuliani did wonders. And they're saying this could be a whole cycle where they're gonna fail and then somebody'll pick it up the next one and and and try to redo it like Giuliani if they can find somebody like him.

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Well, that here is here's the problem. Nobody wants to be hard on crime anymore. Giuliani was hard on crime. Yes, he was. So, but he cleaned the city up. Yeah, they got some real problems up there. Uh, just don't bring him down here, is all we ask.

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No. Um, yeah, that whole Muslim thing that's gonna be happening in the cities, you know. You can only imagine. I mean, I hear Minnesota's you can hear the horns or whatever they do that they have prayer time.

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Yeah, five o'clock in the morning.

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Try that in the south. That will not go.

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Yes, arrend that gun every shotgun.

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No.

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Oh man. All right, so well, did you hear about the um government shutdown?

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Yeah, I hear the that they uh eight, I believe it's eight Democrats crossed the party lines to agree in the Senate. Um, on uh in one of them, well, let's see. Um, Fetterman.

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Yeah.

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Um Fetterman, I think didn't he have like a stroke or something like a year ago and uh it knocked some sense in him? Like he he actually sounds like he's you know, ever since then. He looks like the guy from the Goonies. Yeah, he does. And you got baby roof, he totally does, man. But I swear he's he's got more, I mean, he still has no fashion sense, but he has um gotten a little more common sense.

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I think he's like people ain't giving him the credit where credit's due.

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It's hard to when you're in a position like that and you dress like that, you know. I mean, you dress for the job, yeah, you know, and and it's kind of hard to take that guy serious. But if he would clean it up a little bit, and now the way he sounds, I mean, dude's could make strides, you know. Yeah. But um, the other one that crossed the party line, which is very surprising, was Kamala's running mate, Tampon Tim. Tampon Tim. So I don't know all the details. Um, you know, filming this, it just happened last night. So tomorrow when this is released.

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So the sentence passed, now it's got to go through the house, and they have to pass it, and then it goes on the president's desk for final signature.

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So hopefully they can get this resolved, you know, before the holidays. Yeah, because I keep, you know, I was I was flying this past weekend and I was kind of worried about I was thinking about you, and I was watching uh all the flights that were canceled.

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Uh-huh.

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And uh I saw the major cities, and it's not Charlotte, wasn't one, so you weren't really No, we had direct flights actually. Yeah, oh did you know.

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Yeah, from Wilmington to Nashville.

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Yeah, so the there was like three or four major hubs that were that were really affected.

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The only thing that affected us while we went was when we were landing in Nashville. Uh we had a circle a couple times because he said that you know traffic control was kind of hectic. I was like, oh, okay. Well, but we but we still landed no problem, but you know, who knows? Right. I mean, you're just getting told what to be told. You know what I'm saying?

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Yeah.

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But who knows? I I'm I'm uh I'm curious to see once this shutdown happens, what once the shutdown goes away and everything's back on to normal, what's the next problem or issue or big you know I saw you know, you saw Trump was at the Redskin game.

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I don't say Redskins because I can't it is it is the Redskins get over people. Commanders will never soak in.

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Yeah.

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So um, yeah, they need to go back to the Washington Redskins.

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I agree, I agree.

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Um, but yeah, that was pretty cool. So Trump can do all kinds of jobs. Right. You know, he worked at McDonald's. He he's been a sports announcer now. He did a pretty good job, actually.

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Uh he goes, let's see what goes on here. And then as you know, they scored.

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He's like, All right, you know, I think that was pretty cool. I saw him talking to one of the other announcers, and like he was like, Hey, that's my job. Trump. Trump comes in.

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But I know I saw where the owner gave him a jersey that had 47 on it, you know, and I I'm glad to see people are starting to, you know, yeah, accept him a little bit more. But God, people, come on, y'all stop with the racist, like the the fascist, the racist, the crap, and all that. I'm tired of it.

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Yeah, um I think we're driven by the internet a lot. You know, I was telling you earlier, um, you know, one of the people that we know that got into an issue and um they were on the local news. And um, I was looking at all the comments and I'm just like, these are terrible. And then I would click like on them. They're not real. A lot of them weren't real. They were bots. There were bots.

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Yeah.

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But like this is our local news, man. Like, that's kind of crazy.

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And just think about it nationally, what it's like.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If like if it's local and you know, it's bots, like nationally, it's literally trying to get people mad at each other. Right. That's literally what it is. I mean, you can see it. And you know, to an extent, I'm sure it's working.

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Yeah. They they don't care what you say, they're gonna believe no matter what there is, especially like the like the people beside me in the airplane had uh the the mask on. I kept looking, I'm like, you know it's over with, right?

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Well, I mean, I would cut them a little slack because you are breathing recycled air in an airplane. So it's still stupid, but uh I would cut them a little more slack, you know, than just walking around.

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Uh well, true. You know, it is kind of I guess flu season, so well speaking of sickness, I got we got uh one other thing, man, before we before we move. Go ahead.

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Um are you a fan of putting up the Christmas tree before Thanksgiving? No. Okay.

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I think the day after was is sufficient.

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Dude, I swear to God, I am so tired.

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There we go.

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I am so tired of like, okay, after Halloween, immediately I see people with Christmas shit in their in on their house. And I'm like, dude, I I'm a fan of Thanksgiving. I like pumpkin and pumpkins and I like Thanksgiving, man. I give it its own month. The hay bales, the pumpkins. You want to get your tree Thanksgiving Day, I understand, you know, but do you really want 60 days of Christmas?

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I I like because my birthday is in November. I like to have my birthday before I see start Christmas trees up everywhere. I can't, I no, I will not happen in my house.

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It was 82 degrees here yesterday. I know, it felt really good nice, you know. I mean, Thanksgiving, not Christmas. Christmas, I think, of snow and uh, you know, sleigh bells and you know, all that stuff. Not just nuts roasting on an open fire. Yeah, it's not time for that yet. Stop it, you know.

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Look, Thanksgiving is like one of my favorite, my my favorite time of the year.

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I feel like the people that that do that are falling for the whole thing. I mean, I get all the uh the businesses wanting to sell you crap, and you know, you're falling for it because it's it's extra time for them to sell you stuff and you're pressured to. So I get it, but just each month gets its own, man. I'm sorry. Anyway, that's just my rant.

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I I'm with you. I dude, I I I agree with you 100%. I wait till the day after Christmas, uh day after Thanksgiving, yeah, and goes up, and then uh and then you can enjoy it then.

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But dude, I'm seriously thinking about cutting a hole in my floor and like having a platform and like we got our first artificial tree last year. We've been doing real ones forever, and I was like, I'm done. You know, I'm done throwing away a skeleton of a tree, you know, it's shedding everywhere, and like we got a really nice one. It's really it's really nice. Anyway, if I could just make this hole in the floor platform with like and have it like a button on the wall and push and just go down to the floor, covers up Christmas time, push it and it comes back up. Ding ding ding ding ding ding. You know, like lights flashing and sound, you know, great because you gotta drag all that shit out now. Gotta go upstairs in the attic, get the big bag, put it together, yeah, drag all the shit out, you know.

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God, I dread it.

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Yep.

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Uh dread it. Uh don't anyway. Don't remind me. So uh what I was about to say, we gotta um give a big shout-out off the hook uh podcast here. Wants to throw out a big sincere like we love you guys and we're sorry for your loss.

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Yeah, we lost a we lost a bondsman of uh a long time.

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Yes.

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Um Edward Tiny. Tiny. Yep.

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Out of Rocky Mount. He's helped he's helped us a ton, he's helped me a ton. I've helped him out. You know, Jazz. I mean, he's been all kind of help each other. He was part of the board one time.

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Yeah, he was. Yep. At the NCBA lost his wife a few years ago.

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And it was hard on him. Yeah, and it was hard, and then he got um and and then he um he got he got cancer, and then he beat it, and then he got pneumonia, and it took him off a ventilator, and he was doing good, and then it just took him out. And so I mean, ever since his wife died, it it's been it's been hard. So Tiny, we love you, buddy, and um Yeah, we'll miss you, bud. Yeah, absolutely. Why are you up there? Say hey to my mom for me. And Miss Donna, your wife. Um but yeah, it's um it's sad to it's sad to hear you know someone like that of that statue uh to leave us. Yeah, yeah, he was he was great for the unfortunately it's gonna happen.

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We have no choice when, so deal with it best we can. Yep. All right, well, we gotta give a shout out speaking at NCBAA.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you. So, um uh Chad, I've got now, I gotta get this off.

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No, is it?

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Are you ready? It's time for the liberal meltdown of the day. Yeah. On this episode. I haven't seen this one. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's it's pretty, it's pretty I'm I'm not gonna play the whole thing, but I swear to god, if you idiots elect that demented man, I will burn this whole fing place to the ground.

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I love the dancing it's great. Yeah.

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I woke up this morning and started raging.

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I do think I'm gonna be doing better than every night of the morning.

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Look at him. Honestly, no idea.

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That's a mental situation, man. We got that angry over buying me. He talked way worse. I mean, man. Oh my gosh. You like that one? Yeah, that one's pretty good, man. All right, good, good.

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I think I'm really in stuff.

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You won't ever run out of them either. For this segment, you know?

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I think that's a good uh add to our segment. Yeah, I think so too. People's going crazy. Yeah, because it just shows them how mentally retarded they are. Oh, don't say retarded.

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But they are bring back retarded.

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Bring it back.

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Jeez, bring back bullying. I mean, within reason.

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All right, so let's get on to our story of the day. All right, the story. So the story of today, of this episode, is Bonnie and Clyde. Is that one up there? Uh no, it's the one I texted you over the weekend.

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Okay, all right.

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All right, so the hotel I was staying in in Nashville, the way it was set up, the rooms were and the doors were reminded me of this hotel that we got them at. Uh-huh. So you remember, you know, the hotel in Raleigh beside Crabtree Valley Mall that we did our continuing egg class at.

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Okay.

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That's where it was at. That's where I got them at.

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Oh, so your hotel was like that.

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Yeah. So this was, it was two. It was two$20,000 bonds from bankers.

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Okay.

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And it was a boyfriend, girlfriend, and they were together. So I was like, Both of them had a warrant? Both of them had warrants, both of them had forfeitures. You know, we were ready to go.

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Nice. Two for one.

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Yeah. So started doing my due diligence, started looking, and we saw where they had family down in Florence, and they had got in trouble down there. That's a shit all. Oh, God, it is, right?

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Yeah.

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So Matt was with me at this time. And we go, me and Matt take a trip down to Florence, South Carolina.

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Matt and I.

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Yeah, Matt and I. Helping with your English. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. So Matt and I go down to Florence and we spend all that morning looking around, talking to folks, and we finally bump into some like distant family members.

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Okay.

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And they're like, yo, they're not here no more. They got in trouble. And I'm like, okay, cool. All right. Well, so what's up? Well, she's hooking. And he's pimping her out.

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Isn't that a nice boyfriend?

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Oh. And then you can find them on this website. Hey. Hey. That's handy. Okay, so we're we're starting to look. I'm like, all right, where are they at? He goes, I heard they went up to North Carolina. Oh. Near Raleigh. I was like, well, why do they go back to where they're wanted from? Because they were wanted out of Wake County.

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That doesn't sound quite right.

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It doesn't sound right. So of course we're kind of, you know, we don't trust this dude 100%.

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Yeah. Doesn't sound like he knows 100% what that is true either. That's what he heard.

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So of course, the PI thing comes out. We're on his website. And we're looking. And lo and behold, there she is. Tattoos matching and all.

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That's what I love about tattoos.

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Yes, tattoos were matching. Her face was on there. I'm like, all right, so they're they're math. They're doing drugs. They're meth up. So I said, okay, cool. And he said, if you find her, you're gonna find him. So we're excited because it's like two for one, you know. Christmas special. Hey, Christmas special, right? And it was around the holidays. So we're in Florence, South Carolina. We're like, shit, now we gotta go. Because it was the the ad was at a Raleigh. So we're like, hell, we gotta go to Raleigh. I was like, all right. If you know where Florence is at, it's in South Carolina. It's about an hour from the border, and then you're about two hours, so it's about a three-hour drive. Yeah. And we had been, and this is around one, two o'clock. I'm like, well, shit, by the time we get up there, it's gonna be afternoon, it's gonna be getting dark, you know, all nine. Right. All right. Well, I asked Matt, I said, You want to do it? He's like, Yeah, let's go. So we get in the car and we start heading north and we start start looking, you know.

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So did you all right? So this is like an ad?

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Is this what you it's an ad, it's an ad on a website.

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Okay, so you can get a hooker hooker. Did you make reservations then to meet or did you wait? That's what I was about to tell you. Okay, all right, yes. Yes, yes, we're thinking thinking ahead here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Okay.

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So, all right, so chat, we we're on 95 and we reach out to her, and we're about almost to the 40, the I-40 exit, right?

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Okay.

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So I was like, and we we keep we're reaching out to her. Hey, we want to hook up, blah, blah, blah. She's responding.

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Okay, good.

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She's like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool. Let's meet up. I said, All right, where are you at? She goes, when you get to Raleigh, let me know. So I'm like, Well, I don't want to, because I told her I told her while I was some John traveling, you know, blah, blah, blah.

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Okay.

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And she was cool with it. She goes, Well, I'm near Crabtree Valley Mall. So I know the area I'm supposed to go to. There's a bunch of hotels around there though. So I'm like, okay, let's go. We'll get in there. She goes, let me know when you get nearby. So of course, me and Matt, or Matt and I, excuse me. Better. Thank you. Matt and I we stop at a rednet barbecue lab and a had eight. I know, right? And we get up there and it's starting to get dark. Because it's near the holidays, you know.

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Okay, yeah. It gets dark earlier.

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And she's responding back, going, Yeah, yeah, I'll be available. Like, I don't know what time it was. I won't say around it. It was like seven, eight o'clock. Okay, I'm like, all right, we're we're in town. What what hotel do you want me to get? And you can come and she goes, well, just come to this hotel and get a room. I'm like, okay, cool. So we go to that hotel she's at, go speak with the front office, but we speak with them in the back. And we're like, hey, all right, this is what's up. Because they were cool. I mean, they were there, they're look you can tell they were legit people at uh this hotel.

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Okay.

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It's not a shitty hotel. Right. It's really nice. Matter of fact, it's where we did our continuum with Ed one year.

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Okay.

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So they're like, yes, they are definitely here.

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So me and so Matt and I have to keep we've we've had that same response with people that run hotels before. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking.

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Yeah. So they're like, yes. She's active at night and not active during the day. And she's paid up for the week. Her and her boyfriend, by the way. Boom. Boom. Are both there. And she's and she's like talking to me the whole entire time. And I'm like, all right, to the hotel. I'm like, can you get us a room? They're like, yeah, we can let you have a room. This is where it reminded me this past weekend, because I have the rooms are set up with the doors reside like a little cocky, right? So we got to the floor that she was on. We got a room right by the elevator to you can where you can look out the peephole and you can see who's coming in out of the elevator.

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Okay.

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Because that's where we're kind of waiting to see, you know, for them. So we get up there and I tell her, hey, we're in room such and such. She's like, oh, cool, I'm not far from you. Let me go get ready and I'll come meet up with you. Okay, well, you know, you can't really trust a meth head to be on time.

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You're not punctual.

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No. And we're sitting here, we're inside this room. We're we're vested up, ready to rock and roll, because we know there's people with them. And me and Matt keep uh Matt and I keep uh taking turns looking at this peephole. And I'm looking at it right now and I'm like, hey, Matt, I think that's them. And he looks out and he goes, Yep, that's them. I said, What do you want to do? He goes, let's jump out and grab her. She's by herself. I said, okay.

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What about the boyfriend?

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Boyfriend was not nowhere around.

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Oh, what are you gonna do?

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I don't know. That's we had to make a split second, dude. We didn't know what to do. Get one of the two. Yeah. So I'm like, all right, well, let's get her. And then we'll she'll lead us to him. We jump out and we grab her. And she goes, Oh, I'm not who you looking for. I'm like, okay. She has this big tattoos. So I'm like, I turn around and lift her shirt up and she's in cuffs already.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And I'm like, come on, man. I know this is you. And she's like, and she's like, screaming. She's screaming. And next thing you know, her her boyfriend comes running around. What's up? He was a little guy too. Little skinny guy. He came around and I said, Oh, look at you.

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Aren't you cute?

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Matt's got her.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I jump on him and throw him against the wall. I'm getting he goes, What you pressing me for? I said, just shut up and wait. So I like we get him, we get him, we get him in handcuffs, and he is like, they got friends that are coming out the door, and we've got two people in cuffs. So I've got one and Matt's got one. We don't know who these people are. Right. That's that's a little risky. So and they start coming out, and they're like, hey, hey, well, I pull my side arm, my firearm. Yeah. And I don't point it at them, but I've got to point out I said, you come near me, I will shoot or we'll shoot you. Because I I don't know what you're going to do to me.

SPEAKER_04:

Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

So they go back into the room, I holster back up, we go in the elevator, we come down, man. We come out there, and they're both boo-hooing the whole time. Uh so Bonnie and Clyde. So Bonnie and Clyde come walking out past the front desk. The front desk was like, I'm like, do you need to do anything before you check out? Because you're checking out, well.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, you're definitely checking out.

SPEAKER_05:

You're definitely checking out. Yeah. I was like, you know, there's more people in the room, and they're like, yeah, we're gonna call the cops. I'm like, all right, cool, call the cops, we're gonna take them. So we take them, get him in the car, and we take off. And I'm like, man, we should have waited for the cops. But we wanted to get the hell out of there because we didn't we didn't know who these people were. And so Matt and I uh call RPD, which our PD has always been really easy to deal with. And they meet us there off Capitol Boulevard, and they're sitting there, there we got them both sitting on the curb and they're both like loving on each other like this. Like she's like, I'm gonna miss you, baby. Hey, I'm gonna miss you too, sweetheart. And this is horrible. I'm like, yeah, I know, right? And I'm I look at him and go, hey bro, I got a question for you before you go to jail. I said entertain my question. Let me ask you, I said, do you like your girlfriend banging other dudes? I was like, because this is kind of weird to me. You're the loving dubby. You know, you know where her mouth's been. It's been on like half a robber. And what do you do? Do you sit in this little chair in the corner? Yeah, but do you do you like supervise? I mean, what's going on?

SPEAKER_04:

What'd he say to all that?

SPEAKER_05:

Uh nothing. He just looked at me like he hated me.

SPEAKER_04:

Probably did. Oh well, you know, you're the one doing that.

SPEAKER_05:

Well, I'm curious. I mean, do you take one to the eye for?

SPEAKER_04:

Here I hold her leg. Stupid, man. What's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_05:

Ugh. Here, it takes a myth. Uh, so that's what happened with Bonnie and Clyde. That's the story of Bonnie and Clyde.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, I figured. Yeah, that was pretty good, man. You remember that one. Yeah, I mean, it's take your yeah, just a random one will pop up.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, I'm like, I'm literally on vacation in Nashville, right? And I'm like, and I'm thinking about this, walking out of the hotel. I'm like, oh, I gotta text Chad. And then Heather's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm texting Chad real quick. I I just remembered a story. And she was like, What? I was like, Yeah, a story about you know, talking about on the podcast. And she's laughing at me because she's like she knows I've done this before. Right. Like, we'll we'll do that, you know. Me and Chad will do that to each other. Uh and it's hilarious. So Bonnie and Clyde, man. Good man. Uh that's uh that's always a uh that's always a good one. Uh I don't know. We're I think Matt's living back up in uh Virginia now.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Was that was that supposed to be in the what's that?

SPEAKER_04:

The card. That uh the card and the disc.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, oh no.

SPEAKER_04:

That that this one is. Okay, just making sure for some reason, because you always hand that to me and I'm like, what was it supposed to be in there?

SPEAKER_05:

Oh no, I've already got one in there.

SPEAKER_04:

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, well, that was the story of Bunny and Clyde.

SPEAKER_04:

We got plenty of more. Yeah, we still got a lit. We started a long list of uh stories so we don't forget.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, I'm ready to uh I'm ready to hear about the one the Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, yeah, the the guy that Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm ready to hear that one. We've got a bunch of good ones.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, it's funny how we got them up there just to jar our memory.

SPEAKER_05:

And bubba. Bubba's a good story. Yeah. Uh nice.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. Yeah, got plenty. Anyway, guys, yeah, we got more. And we'll come up with some more Libert stories of the week.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh man, that that's great. I think we're gonna continue that one. Yeah, that's a good second.

SPEAKER_04:

You're really not gonna run out of those probably. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

So, oh, we also got to address thank you, everybody, from listening other countries where we notice you.

SPEAKER_04:

We notice you. Yeah, we're we're we're uh also seeing some action from uh Singapore. Singapore, yeah. Singapore, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05:

Uh yeah, we've got Netherlands, we got London, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh hey, yeah, the uh the UK is second to the US in views, and then Singapore, which is kind of odd. Yeah, wouldn't think they could understand us.

SPEAKER_05:

I that maybe like they like the the the southern accent.

SPEAKER_04:

Maybe do you guys like the southern accent? I mean, he's he's really eat up with it. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_05:

I mean, uh it's hard to, man. I grew up on a tobacco farm in Wilson County. I mean, yeah. I mean, you can't get into more countries.

SPEAKER_04:

I come from all that too, man. I'm surrounded by tobacco fields. Winston Salem, man. That's what we're known for. Yeah. RJ Reynolds.

SPEAKER_05:

Well, well, just to let you guys know, we're noticing everybody that from all other countries, Canada, uh, Italy. Yeah, Italy made the list. Italy made a list. So thank you guys for listening. Keep it up, spread the word.

SPEAKER_04:

Appreciate you.

SPEAKER_05:

We like spreading the word. And uh, you can go check us out on YouTube at Off the Hook Bell Bond Podcast. Uh, check us out. You can see during the segment, you can see the lip tards, you know, uh over here going crazy. I put the videos on there for you. Uh but hell, that's it, man.

SPEAKER_04:

That's a wrap. Yeah, um, it's good uh good to have another episode with you. Yeah, man. Glad you're back in town, man. It's been a wacky week.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, time for another one.

SPEAKER_04:

Right on, guys. Till next time, I'm Rob. I'm Chad, and what's up? See ya.

SPEAKER_03:

You've been listening to Off the Hook with Chad and Rob. We hope you've enjoyed the show. Make sure to like, rate, and review. And be sure to follow us for notifications for another exciting episode. But in the meantime, you can go to our website at www.offthehookbell.com to see more. So until next time, stay out of trouble, or it'll be you that needs to get off the hook. See you soon.

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