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Elon and Rogan on Free Stuff from Mamdani, a Trans Fugitive Plot Twist

• Chad and Rob • Episode 1026

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A fost pe parte de la Vatican de la Unión T.

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People I'm not tonight.

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These are real stories, but the names have been changed.

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Oh y'all, what's happening, everybody? Rob here. Chad, what's up? We're back for another exciting episode of Off the Hook Bell Bond Podcast. Of course it rings when we start. Oh man, what the hell, dude? Like, I you know, let me make sure I put this thing on vibrate. Hang on a second. Yeah, I got I I forget to do that a lot, man. So this uh well, I hey man, how was your Halloween first off?

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Oh, it was good. It was good. Kids had fun.

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Had fun?

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Yeah.

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Too bad I didn't get to go over your neighborhood and he didn't go do some trick and treating uh the band the band played uh up in uh at Battleship Motorsports doing their Halloween thing. Cool. And um they had a costume contest out there, right? So one of the guys that works out there, they all dressed up, right? But he dressed up as the little saw guy on a tricycle. And he hit did he look did he look apart. I'd hit him with a whip with a oh dude, I was like, I didn't like he kept getting closer and closer to the band while we're playing. And like during the break, like between the two song between two songs, I was like, dude, you come in closer. I got boots on, I'll we'll kick you. I'm like, I know asking for it, but yeah, dude. I ain't um uh but anyway, the Halloween went great. I didn't get no candy. Too bad my kids are growing now because I used to get all their Reese cups. Tax.

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I miss that. Speaking of tax, he's been taxing death lately. Uh today's election day. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for a lot of places. And one that we got our eye on is New York City. Oh, yeah. How's that shit hole doing? So, what's his name? Mandami Zohan. I like the name Zohan. Like the Zohan uh Sailor character.

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He's this dude is he is straight communist. Yeah. He's straight wacko, dude.

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He's buying it apparently. Um he's wanting to defund the police. He wants to start their own. How do they word it? Let me get my spectacles on so I can see this. They had a special how how he wanted. He wants to have free transportation. Sounds good. Somebody's got to pay for it though. Um, it sounds good. Um minimum wage,$30 an hour. I'm moving there.

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Time out, time out, time out. All right, so he wants free everything. Wants to do$30 an hour, but how much of that is that gonna be taxed?

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Yeah, I don't I don't know. Oh, I like the grocery plan. Plans to create a city-owned nonprofit grocery store in each borough to offer goods at wholesale prices. So you you your choices are gonna be limited. It sounds like Cuba or something, you know? Yeah, very similar. I can't work, folks.

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Doesn't work. I'm ready to see it. Yeah. I is this out like okay, so maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe this is just me being, you know, me. Is this like an experiment? Like really, honestly. Is this something like that we can sit back and just watch and be like I don't I don't think it's smart to, honestly.

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I don't think it's smart to uh to do that.

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Well, I know Trump said you know, if he gets in, then then he's gonna be like pulling back, you know, fund funding for New York. He said he don't want to do it, but he'll pull back funding. Um he's also said that you know, if he gets in the if Mont Dominic says that he's gonna, you know, keep ICE from doing her job.

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So he wants to take away uh the police departments and he wants to start a department of community safety. That's what he wants to call it. And uh what does that entail? Proposes creating a new department of community safety to prior to prioritize prevention first, community-based solutions, and expand programs like violence interrupters. That's called cops.

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Violence interrupter. We're gonna have somebody who's gonna What is this?

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Who's gonna volunteer? So who's gonna interrupt a violent crime? It's called the cops, the police. Are you gonna do it? No, well they no. I'm not gonna do it. Oh, uh-uh. Anyway, um I'm confused. What what New York has to look forward to uh in the future.

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The mental health issues real.

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Yeah.

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The mental health issues real. Speaking of mental health, well, we'll get in that a little bit later. I think you got some funny shit to tell you.

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So, yeah, we're talking about and you know, the other thing was the uh I heard the uh Elon Musk interview on Joe Rogan. It's a good follow-up, you know, since he and Trump had the supposed fallen out, then they got back together and um he didn't really talk about Trump very much on that interview, but he did talk about the policies of what uh Doge actually did. Uh I think he said it was in the in the um area of savings of what they did was around$200 billion in savings, which is pretty significant.

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Yeah.

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But you know, Joe Rogan asked him, he's like, what could you have gotten done if you had you know more power? He goes, Well, what do what do we mean? Um what what level of power? He said, godlike. He said I could cut the deficit in half. So he had he had further plans.

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Well, you know, it kind of makes me think, you know, and you know, just uh you know just as well as I do, man. Like there's so many programs that money's going to that's being funneled, you know, to the loonies, to the left, and these organizations, it's getting funneled into these politicians' pockets. And I would like to I'd like I'd like to know who what's going on. They're not telling us everything, bro. They're not telling us everything.

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They never will. You won't you won't ever get that. But anyway, well, it's I mean, so I mean, one other big topic right now, what we heard over the weekend was gonna happen was uh when you saw all these TikToks, what they cut off the benefits, snap.

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Oh yeah, I seen some funny TikToks on that.

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There were plenty of people going, I'm gonna get mine and I'm gonna go in and take whatever I want from the grocery store and you ain't gonna stop me. You heard all that, right?

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Yeah, I heard that. Did it happen though?

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I haven't heard a story yet about it happening. Still waiting. It might. I don't know. I don't know how that's going.

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I uh uh so here's another thing. All right, uh so how many people did you say have you said how many people on it on it?

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Yeah, that was another statistic I saw. That's a I think it's a problem. Do you know food stamps started officially in 1969? Good year. To um, and it only 1.2% of the total population used them, and it had much stricter guidelines. So what happens well it was basically uh, you know, to help you get back on your feet.

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Well, I mean, like I did. I mean, I've I've done it before.

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Yeah, I mean I don't stay on it. It happens to people, right? Um evidently they're over the years have gotten looser with it, and um people are taking advantage as they will. I saw plenty of little TikToks of you know, girls talking about mainly it was women that are that are on these.

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You know well, here's another thing. Let me go down this rabbit hole while you're why you brought it up there, buddy. Well, everybody knows, you know, I I I don't think I don't know if I've even talked about this much on the podcast, but when I went through my last divorce, I read a book called The Uh Unplugged Alpha by Rich Cooper. Good book for you men and women out there to read, because if you want to understand where men come from, you need to read it. It's a good book. I don't agree a hundred percent with everything he says, but by 90% of it. So um so I read this book and it makes it all clear because us men get, you know, we get you know all we question ourselves a lot. And these women are taking advantage of us that they know how to use the the system, the court system. You see it just as well as I do all the time. Domestic violence, so I can say he hit me and don't come get him, get him at the house. Now I get now I got the house, now he's gonna have to pay. And I've got him where I want him. You know, and uh I'm not saying domestic violence doesn't happen. I'm saying they a lot of women, it doesn't happen to and they take advantage of it. And and us men are like, what the hell? And we're stuck in having to pay. Now, because of that, I I see a lot of women, you know, because they have the kids, get the snap benefits.

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Yeah, I've seen plenty of little TikToks of women talking about boasting how much they get per month. I mean, we're talking like three, depending on their kids, three three thousand dollars plus per month. Man, I I'm doing everything I can to man, that's not spend as much as I'm not saying everybody gets that, but there are some people that are getting that more.

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And you get three, four thousand dollars. Dude, I can I dude give me like a quarter of that. I can I'll show you how to live off a quarter of that. Hey, what happened to beanies and weenies, man? I grew up with that shit. That was good. Grilled cheese sandwiches, peanut butter, and jelly.

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I agree that that you know, you shouldn't be able to get certain types of food that are gonna cause health problems because there's you know, I've said it before, I think our a lot of our food is messed up. Over the years it's gotten worse, progressively worse, as far as you know, preservatives, things like that that are having effects on our hormone hormones. Yeah. And uh I don't think you should encourage that by letting them have whatever they want to buy. How about a fried bologna sandwich? It's been bad from get-go, but very tasty though, back in back when I was a kid, yeah.

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Uh speaking of uh fried bologna sandwiches, I'm going back to Nashville just coming up Thursday. All right, cool. And I'm going back to Robert's Wishman. I'm coming out there. I'm having to it's called the Recession Special. You get a bologna sandwich, which is really good. It's got lettuce tomato on it, mayonnaise on it, and a bag of chips, a moon pie, and a PBR for six bucks. I cannot wait. That's like my favorite lunch out there. Nice. All right, so anyway, back to back to Snap.

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Yeah, 42 million people. You know how many? That's larger than the total population of Canada.

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Yeah.

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That's crazy.

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It no, it is very very crazy. And it's you know, like, what do you do to try to is this all in a game plan? This is this is what I want to know, even with like the government shutdown, right? Is this all like a game plan to to to start cutting stuff and seeing where money's going versus, you know, all right, so if if we don't have a government, guess what? We can't we can't go in debt, you know, or we can't we can't fund these programs. Is it a is it a plan? I mean, maybe it'd be conspiracy theory type stuff, but there's a lot of those people. Well, think about it. I mean, it is. There's a lot of them, you know, who knows?

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Yeah.

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Well, man, can we get on a spaceship and go like to a different planet where we'll add his we're stuck on this rock, dude.

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Damn it. I don't know. That's why I'm a fan of Elon, because he's trying hard to go somewhere else, it looks like. I don't know, man. It's he's got some stuff he's getting ready to announce um in the next couple of months before we do his podcast. That sounds really cool. So question elaborate, but he didn't totally say flying cars were out of the picture either.

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Oh, that's pretty good. I think that'd be pretty awesome. That'd be awesome. But question for you about Elon. I I seen this, and it was maybe it's fake advertisement because this is this is about our next topic we want to get into.

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Don't talk about the phone. He he shot that down during the interview.

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Yeah, why? I mean That's not true.

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It's not true. Yeah, Joe Rogan brought it up. He's like, no, I've never thought of doing a phone. That's fake. Uh he said I've never even entertained the idea of AI sure did really did a really good job and put that out there. Yeah, no, he he dismissed that. I knew you were gonna say that. That's no. He's like, I'm busy enough.

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Oh yeah, yeah. I'm sure.

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Yeah. Oh I mean, he's talked about the technology and this new thing as being alien technology, which sounds really cool, right? Yeah.

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What about that? Uh what's that uh that thing they're calling that as passing the sun, as passing the sun right now, or um they're thinking it's a spaceship. What you talking about? Starlink? No, no, no, no, no. Satellite? No, no, forget about Elon. It's just everything there's something out in space right now.

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Oh, a meteor.

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You're talking about a meteor that's coming? They think they're they're everybody's speculating it's a spaceship. Oh. But it'd be cool if it did, you know.

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Maybe.

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Yeah. I don't know. But it's passing, it's passing the sun right now, and like and we'll be able to see it for a while.

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Oh, yes. See, you're talking about the sun, and we're uh a little off subject here, but uh it got me thinking the other night I woke up, I think about things at like three o'clock in the morning when I wake up. But I was thinking, you know, we're constantly circling this big fiery ball in the sky. Yeah. You know, if we just slightly get off of our axis, just that path that it goes around, like slightly, isn't that gonna alter the weather overall? I'm just saying for you client activists, you know, you know global warning.

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That's uh that's a good question.

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So I mean, I'm just saying it if it if it got off kilter just a little bit, it would I'm sure it would. You know, it's gonna change our climate. It's just food for thought, you know, just thinking. Anyway, I'm sure it will back to what we were talking about. Um so we're getting ready to go into uh our story, right?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, first before we do that. Oh, yeah, yeah, we gotta do this. I got to do this new segment we started last week. Libitar of the week. Called Lip Tards of the Week. Let me get this up and let's see. Hang on. You ready? Oh, you ready? I'm gonna show you guys at home this time.

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Tell me I'm not the only one crying ever.

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Now, this chick is a teacher.

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I'm trying to get it together before I have kids in here.

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Oh my god.

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I'm supporting you. I will not change, but anyone won't cave to bigotry.

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Give her a contract. That's great.

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Oh, yeah. We saw we saw some tranny. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Don't go into that. Okay, we won't go into it. No.

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But it it was funny. Oh, but before we go into our story, we have to do our um talk about our sponsor a little bit. You ready for that? Yes. Are you ready for that? Here we go. NCBAA, thank you very much for being our first sponsor of the Off the Hook Bell.

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I wonder what they're gonna be uh I wonder what's going on what's coming down the pipe on that.

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So yeah, we've got December 1st. Um, some of Irena's Law takes effect in North Carolina. Yep.

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I'm kind of interested. I'm very interested in what's going to happen with that.

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But I think that that's that we're gonna be the key state to start some new things in other states.

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Yeah, I think yeah, it'll Which is kind of cool. Domino effect.

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Yeah, yeah, all because of that lady that got stabbed in Charlotte, unfortunately.

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Yep. All right, so excuse me. I got the the indigestion today. Oof.

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Um so this many drugs that you can take for that I see on TV. Crazy. Every other commercial is a drug commercial, and they're dancing around and like in a field. But you look, but you don't have anal leakage. Oh, yeah. Well, you have like I just had a headache. Well, now you got more. You got your nipples are gonna fall off.

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Yes, it's crazy. Your nose hairs, your nose hairs will fall, start falling.

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Uh Trump, please do something about them. Please take them off the air. You know, they make way too much money.

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They're like, you know, it's horrible.

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Just go see your doctor if you want to get on some of that stuff, man. We don't need to see it on TV all the time.

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Well, speaking of people getting on shit.

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That's part of the problem.

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People getting on shit. This is our next story. Oh, yeah. But our next story comes from Chad because Chad did this one before me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. So Chad. Yeah. What do we name this lady? Tess. Whatever. It's it's Tess. Tess T E S S. Tess. Tess was her last name.

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Tess. Yes. Her name is Tess. All right. There's a twist. Um, so we had a um girl that we bonded out um years ago. And uh I remember I remember it was me. I bonded them out. And uh it was um a few months later, I get the fourth notice. It was on something stupid. I want to say it was like a DWI, something like that. And um they didn't show. Right? DWIs, for those of you don't know, in like our state, I mean, those can go on for up to two years. So we're on that bond for longer two years, sometimes. It's not mandatory, but it can. What happens is attorneys like to go into court and they they basically shop for a particular judge. And also the arresting officer has to appear in court on each one of those dates. So if they don't show, because they may have a prior engagement somewhere else, then the attorney gets to defend their client until their side without having any kind of rebuttal with the arresting officer. So it's really that's that's a strategy they have, and that can go back and forth for about two or two.

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But majority of the time the cops show up.

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Yes, they do. Yeah, it does work every once in a while. It it has.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Um prolonging things, you know, there's there's a lot to it. So anyway, it was a few months into the bond after we wrote it, and then I get a forfeiture notice, which happens, and uh I start looking. Of course, the phone number doesn't work anymore, and I can't get up with anybody. It's like everybody just cut off their phone, the co-signer, everybody. I get on social media and start looking at the name that I have. Well, this person changed their name, but I was able to find some old information with tied to their original name. This person started transitioning from a woman to a man.

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So it does not I I I'm I'm confused now.

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Um yeah, it's very confusing. Um, so now not only am I looking for somebody who looks different, um, their name's different. Um yeah, you're totally looking for somebody that went from having long hair to a beard and yeah, though it walks like they have testicles. Well, testosterone. Testicles.

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But but they don't have them, though. I'm sorry.

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Yeah, this person, they were young. I mean, I want to say they were, you know, in their mid 20s, late 20s, something like that. Um I was able to find a name that went into they have certain links in Facebook, like um it was about testosterone injections. They were discussing it for people who were transitioning. Okay, so that's what I started looking for was transitioning type groups. So that you know, so I was able to find them in one of those, and I have their new name. And with that, new profile, new people to look at, you know, all that. And so I was able to figure out who turns out this person started dating a police officer that was active in our area. Gotcha.

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I see you tiptoe around that one.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, no, I mean they well I wonder if that I wonder if they ever found out that that that it was dating a a woman police officer because I mean that's gotta get that officer in trouble if I don't I don't think that they knew uh that this person had a warrant.

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Oh you know, they were just trying to avoid doing you know, facing up around. I mean, that's really going to extremes to get around the DWI. Yeah. But uh so anyway, after after I was able to find the inner circle of this person and um who they were actually um with, I was able to reach out to them and let them know the whole story. And so with them being a cop, they said, well, we gotta fix this. So we ended up making it um kind of a um consensual arrest. I think we I think we ended up meeting at the um we met at the um magistrate's office, served the warrant, you know, and I I said, I'm not doing you right. You can get another bondsman, but once you get it served, my my job's done.

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Right.

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So so we met up and you know, they wanted to keep their job and I wanted to get off the bond. I said, good luck, you know, find you another bondsman because I'm not gonna be on it. And that's all that's all I remember of it. But that was kind of an interesting story of of uh of Tess. Of Tess.

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You know what? I I think we need some more mental health uh counselors uh in America. Cause look, you can do what you want. You know, you can chop your balls off or you can go strap one on and I don't know, and be the other sex. I it's it's up to you. I don't care what you do, but don't force it on me and don't bring it around my kids.

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Right, right. Yeah. I mean just just be who you are, man. Don't I don't know, man. I you know what I want It's gotta be very depressing, you know, to to say I don't like what I am and then go to the other side, and then you got a ton of people that you you can hear them snickering at them, you know, because we know you're not a dude. Well, if you come over to the dude side, we'll give you the dude problems. How about that one? Hey, I mean you it got it comes with the territory, man. You wanted to be one so bad, so expect it.

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Yeah, you know what? Just uh you know what? If you want to be gay, be who cares? Nobody, no, nobody really gives a shit. Yeah, nobody cares. Nobody cares. No, I no, I don't care. I I got plenty of friends that are gay. I don't care. I don't care. Do your thing. We don't care. No. But quit making an issue out of it. That's what I'm like like when it's not. Yeah. That's what I have a problem with. Like, let's just all get along. I'm telling you, man. I I'm telling you. Pass out like edible candy or something to everybody in the U.S. I bet you see everybody chill out for a little bit.

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I'm telling you, it worked. Well, that was our story of Tess.

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Oh, Tess. Huh. I wonder, dude. I wonder if we're gonna ever uh do another one like that.

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Sure. In these days and times, yeah. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure we will. That'd be that's that just makes for a more fun uh hunt, right? Not only are they hiding somewhere, but changing who's gonna be able to do it.

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Yeah, but it's gonna it's gonna confuse the hell out of me. Because I ain't gonna know what I'm like, well, well, it's almost like technically, is this the same person?

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Right. They're not the same sex, they're not the same name. Right. But you're the only thing you got left that is yours is your fingerprints.

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Right. Well, and if you ain't, you know, and if you ain't chopped off, chopped the twig and berries off, you know, you know, you still have them. But what do you do? You don't go up to them and grab them by the twig and berries and go, oh, nope, you're still there.

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We're not going that far.

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Oh gosh. That man, I tell you what, man, it's the world's going to hell in a handbast.

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Strange world we live in now, man. Man. I worry for my kids.

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I do too, man. Like, I I'm just hoping, like I hope in it. This this woke stuff. I read something, I did read something uh that Turning Point USA put out that the whole woke agenda and the transgender agenda in colleges is decreased dramatically.

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Significantly, yeah. I heard the same thing. Yeah.

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Now, who knows if it's true or not because you don't know what the hell statistics are.

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It's gonna get harder to know what's true with AI. AI is gonna make things, in my opinion, a lot worse knowing what's real and what's not. Yeah, well, I mean, you thought the freaking uh Elon Musk phone was real.

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Yeah, and you know, I I mean I was gonna I was gonna jump all over it.

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Yeah, it's funny. Joe Rogan was like, you know, you could be the only person that would make people change from the iPhone. Yeah. Because it's like, you know, most people have an iPhone. Yeah, that's what I got. Could you imagine, you know, something new? Like I would, I would probably get his too, because you know it's badass. Yeah, I'm sure the battery, I'm sure the battery will last past five o'clock. That too. Yeah, it's he's got some cool stuff, I imagine.

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Yeah. So well, well, I tell you what. Well, next week, I'll see you next. Oh, I'll see you next week, baby. And um, when I get back from Nashville, maybe we'll find out if Mudani or what Mondani.

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Well, we will later today.

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Oh, yeah, that's right.

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Well, maybe it's not gonna be that long. Well, hopefully, I don't know. New York, was they one of the late counters of the presidential place? I don't know. Some states have a problem counting ballots. Let's call Michelle. Yeah, Michelle will know.

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Yeah, Michelle, what's going on? Let us know. Let us know if you're about to turn into a communist country up there.

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It's gonna be all like she's gonna end up staying in Florida.

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I I don't blame her. I don't blame her. I wouldn't go up there unless you paid me to. It's gotta be a lot of money then.

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Well, all right, man. Well, let's wrap it.

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Uh, we're gonna wrap it up. Well, until then, thanks for tuning in. I am Rob. I'm Chad. We'll see you. And we'll see you next time. Peace.

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